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Hoard them...

Now the prices are down and it seems the whales are playing peekaboo, an advice: hoard your coins. Btc is coming back with a bang. Hoard them

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Itsanewmonth

Happy new month fellow steemians. Spread love.

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alannwoko

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I have a soul

I like weird people. The loners, the castaways, the lost and almost forgotten, the thrown away kids, the failed women, the unsuccessful men. I like timid people who knock on my inbox, hesitant to enter,

alannwoko

9y

The bicycle

The first known iterations of a wheeled, human-powered vehicle were created long before the bicycle became a practical form of transportation. In 1418, an Italian engineer, Giovanni Fontana (or de la Fontana),

alannwoko

9y

Today already

Woman enters keke, woman stops after 3 minutes. Woman offers keke driver 1k note. For a 40 naira trip. Keke driver swears. Woman forms E no consign me and resting bitch face. Keke driver has to go look

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9y

Family

Guess who just made a debut today. Fellow steemians, meet the kid that just made me an uncle. Kid is so cute, gender confused me.

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9y

Theology

Hello fellow steemians, Never knew this was a question till it took me like forever to answer. Where did God come from?

alannwoko

9y

Life

What makes up our DNA. Its 50percent dad's and 50percent mums. They got same from their parents. It explains the interconnectivity among our species. Who knows, you could be closer to that mentally challenged

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My Lingua

Pidgin, a certain language common in the suburban part of western Africa. Comprises of mostly incomplete diction and some purposelessly-strung grammatical constructs aimed solely at passing off brief

alannwoko

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Humor

A small loan makes a debtor, a large one, an enemy.

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Somewhere in Nigeria

Somewhere in Nigeria

This guy in this restaurant was eating in peace. A fine lady walks in, looks around and goes to sit on his table. I felt bad. Hian, beht I fine pass am nau, plus he is eating ordinary eba and ogbono while

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introduceyourself

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Introduceyourself

Introduceyourself

Brace yourselves. Its alan the first of his name, i came across a couple of ads by steemit, read what i would call their Bio, decided to sign up and voila, here i am in the midst of all you beautiful and

alannwoko

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That soldier

I will never forget the day one of my friends got our entire street in trouble. This soldier was on mufti and not even carrying ID card, but he was just oppressing boys because my friend was using a camo

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Mama

One thing I miss about Lagos is mama's soups. No matter what soup she makes, mama would serve it in a defensive formation with meat and ponmo and bits and pieces of fish set in a park the bus stance. 6-3-1.