Monomad: 'Slow Racer'

This time for the #monomad challenge, I'm going to publish photos of a 'slow racer.'

The "slow racer," as I call him, appears to be testing the course on his own.

He was moving slowly, like a tortoise, but he thought he was the fastest because there was no competition.

When I came upon a jewel bug crawling gently across the grass, I attempted to imagine that. Maybe he noticed I was making fun of him for being a slow racer, and fluids began to drip from his body.

Oh, damn it! It's quite odorous and pungent, even more so than dog pee. While moaning to myself, I had to cover my nose.

He continued to crawl slowly and softly, as if ignorant of my rage. After responding to my taunting, I believe he was satisfied.