Stroking of the Moustache Increases concentration and cognitive ability (and evilness)
Having a Beard makes you instantly stronger than those without
Moustaches are almost entirely immune to sarcasm
A moustache can increase your powers of deduction...
A moustache can increase your powers of deduction...
Some say a moustache can work like an antenna, detecting where treachery and villainous activity takes place.
A full, thick moustache bearer requires no passport in some countries
Moustaches filter the air breathed in through the nose
When twisted at the ends, moustache wearers have been known to exhibit fits of evil genius
Moustaches are completely impervious to haters
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