Abduction:
I awoke this morning feeling tired
Last night was a haze
But I recall what transpired
And it's why I'm dazed
I'd gone to bed as I always do
But did not stay asleep
I'd just closed my eyes when before I knew
In my bedroom a stranger creeped
Joined by a light from the sky
I thought it was a dream
Either that or I might be high
It was the strangest scene
He was not human who did invade
I looked once and once again
I sat upright threw wide the shades
This was an alien
A flash of light and I'm somewhere else
I think on his ship
Parked somewhere in an asteroid belt
We'd given Earth the slip
From then on strapped to a table
He then ran some tests
I tried to move I was unable
His wants I couldn't guess
He ran a sample of some tissue
Taken from my earlobe
Before you ask yes it's true
He performed an anal probe
After his tests another flash
And I'm back in my bed
With a slight pain in my ass
And a ringing in my head