There Is Always First Timer
There is always a first timer in anything we are doing on earth. There is the first woman to drive a car in the whole world, we have the first woman to embark on carpentry work. There is also the first men to travel by car, we also have the first men to produce a car, but my question now is "Who is the first human being, it may be both gender, to dance and to what music do they danced to?". I guess this might have an answer, right, but I still can't figure out the first dancer on earth.
Or let me put it this way, you may still guess what it is. "What is the first object to dance on earth and who played the song it danced to?" This is a general question you know.
It is only in Nigeria you will see people trying to be the first to do something. Can I call this jealousy? I think so.
Last month, one Nigerian lady, Hilda, broke the Guinness world record by cooking for 100 hours. Why can't she be allowed to be verified and enjoy her record a bit? She deserves it right?
Now, someone again has come up wanting to overtake her. Jealousy is always everywhere. This time the said fellow wants to cook for more than 120 hours. "Waitin happen". Maybe when she is done, another Nigerian would come up again to take her position, maybe he or she would cook for 200 hours, if not the whole of the month cooking.
This is why I said earlier that there is always a first timer. A lady from India had tried it but it ended in 87th hour which made her remain the first for so long....at least she enjoyed her tenure. Now, after her, Hilda took over and without her being certified, someone else has come up again wanting to overtake her? Hmmm… this act is really vexing me to my marrow.
Can I move further?
Who can tell the whole world the first person to borrow money and who lent him or her the money? It's just a general question that I don't know if it has an answer.
So many things around the world are first timers, but come to think of it, Is there someone who has broken the record of flying without stopping in the sky? We only have aircrafts which are not human but built by humans right? but I have also heard that there are some spiritual people who have flown a very far distance for a very long time. Who has heard of witch or wizard? it is only in movies we see people flying …(film trick)
We always have the first in everything, but do we have the first to wake up at night or the first to have the longest sleep? Do we have the first to pollute or the longest mess in the world? I think it's a record one must break and with the look of things, people are going to try it.
Please, is there a first timer created in the guinness book of records on the first to slap the president of a country? I hope you have an answer to this.
