A beer loving bloke named Johnny is sitting in an English pub, enjoying his pint.

Suddenly, he sees another bloke walk in, accompanied by a one-foot tall orchestra musician in a tuxedo carrying a portable grand piano, who begins skillfully playing the instrument as soon as his normal sized companion sits down with his beer.

Hardly believing his eyes and ears, Johnny asks the Newcomer:

“Who is this tiny pianist?”

“Oh that… I basically got him from my Genie…” – nonchalantly enunciates the man.

“You have a Genie?!” Johnnie exclaims incredulously.

“Oh yeah, and here he is…” The stranger then pulls out a magic lamp, rubs it gently and out comes the Genie.

“You can ask him for anything you wish, but you only get to ask once.”

“Really?!” jubilantly cries out Johnny;

“Why, I know exactly what I want.

I want a MILLION bucks!”

Suddenly, the pub is filled with what seems to be about a million of quacking, wing flapping ducks.

“Oh, so sorry” says the Genie Owner in an annoyed manner.

“I forgot to mention that the Genie has a hearing problem…

- Do you really think that I asked him for a twelve inch PIANIST"?

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