Meme Contest, Exquisite Corpse, and Flash Us!

Only 5 days to enter the Garden Gnome Meme Contest and WIN 5 SBI!

Seriously, only 5 days, and so far, no entries. You could fart and win this contest! 5 Steem Basic Income if you win. That's a hefty price for some cheap gas.

The details:

Create a garden gnome meme
Mention @gardengnomepubs on the meme.
Create a Steemit blog post featuring your meme
Tag the post #gardengnomepubs.
Post a link to your meme - Here, here, or here.
Deadline: Midnight EST, March 31, 2019.

What are you waiting for? If you don't enter, you can't lose!

Get In On The Next Exquisite Corpse

Our exquisite corpse writing exercises are the most popular writing events on the Steem blockchain (besides @freewritehouse). And there's a reason for that.

It's Because We Knock Em Dead!

Image from Pixabay.
What we do is take turns writing a leg of a story. First, one writer. Then another. Then another. Until the story is written. Each writer picks up where the last one left off and we go until the story is done.

If you're into #speculativefiction and you want in, sign up in the comments below. Next Wednesday, after post payout, we'll announce the line up and start writing.

Flash Us, Please!

That's right! We're giving you permission to flash us. In 500 words or less.

Image from Pixabay.
Using the above image as a prompt, write us a flash fiction story in 500 words or less. It can be anything at all as long as it can fit into the speculative fiction genre. What's that, you say?

Speculative fiction. Noun.

Wow us. 500 words or less. Speculative fiction. Big wide umbrella.

We like umbrellas. The winner wins 2 SBI.

Deadline: 11:59 p.m. EST, April 1, 2019.