@liewsc, lets make this more fun, lets take this to the Hollywood.
The War
It is now 2072, 30 years after the great rebellion. Everyone knew Ash was different and how he would conquer over the dogs over their sleeping space and how he would demand his chin rubs with very persuasive purrs that is almost hypnotic. He is definitely not ordinary.
Everyone remembers the story, how it all started. It was a foolish act of a human that sparked the anger and frustration of the cats. He (Peter Jackson) gave Mr. Kibbles a bath. This was a snapshot taken during that watershed incident that forever changed the world...
Mr. Kibbles didn't survive long after the incident. He merely lived for another 2 years. The sheer embarrassment was too much to bear. The human did the most undignified thing to a cat. They bathed him. The humans never learn their lessons. First it was the Egyptians that witnessed the first cat domination but it wasn't worldwide. But it was enough to let out a warning. The Egyptian did the smart thing, they started worshiping the cats and that quell the rebellion that was planned. They (the humans) averted the first disaster.
Ash's Ascension to World Domination
The cats were looking for one leader, one that would lead them to victory over the humans. They know that Ash was the most likely candidate and they were not wrong. Ash has that adorable look that humans often misconceived as cuteness overload, but deep down is a scheming mastermind. Ash had planned his attack by first the recruitment of all cat elites around the world. He needed a super team. It was akin to assembling the Avengers with the exception, this is for REAL!
They first targeted the dogs and worldwide there was an internet phenomenon, the humans have started to give prominence to cats over dogs. They are everywhere, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, Steemit and you name it.
First Wave
The first wave strategy was to invade the human minds to replace their best friend the dogs. Dogs were the mortal enemies of cats. There were some traitors found sleeping with dogs and they were dealt with most severely.
In order to win this war there must be no sympathy. The march goes on. One by one the dogs are dealt with in brutal fashion. There can only be one race, the cat race. The fight was brutal and there were no blood on the road, but often it is in the alleys away from human sight. The cats must remain adorable in their eyes.
Some of the cat warriors lost their fight but it has not been in vain. Some fought gallantly.
It was a long drawn first wave. No prize for guessing who came out victorious. Ash was a tactical genius. He was genetically different. His IQ has made his almost on par with Stephen Hawking. Ash did an amazing turn on the Second Wave. He did the unthinkable. He played mind control. Cat purrs were adjusted to a level that is almost soothing to the human ear but it messes with their brain and it programs them to think that cut purrs have healing effects but the more they are exposed to it, the worst the mind control take grip. At this point, some human started to realise this...but its too late...the effect was like a domino effect.
It was a propaganda war. It was one that gave the cats an edge. Now without the dogs, the coast is clear. The rabbits and tortoises are no matter in terms of pet effect. This war is about to be concluded. The last is mutiny.
To Be Continued...
credit to @zomagic
