So apparently being a conservative these days means you’re expected to sit down, shut up, and clap like a trained seal while the radical lunatics roll out their never-ending circus of demands. 🎪🐟
✅ Open borders: because clearly every failed empire in history just didn’t try hard enough.
✅ DEI quotas: since merit is now just a “suggestion.”
✅ LGBTQ+ agenda in schools: because reading, math, and history are sooo outdated.
✅ Green New Deal fairytales: the kind of bedtime stories that cost you trillions.
✅ Higher taxes “for your own good”: don’t worry, the elites know how to spend your money better.
✅ Gun bans (except for their security teams): because criminals totally follow gun laws.
✅ Student loan bailouts: enjoy paying off someone else’s degree in underwater basket-weaving.
✅ Endless police “reform”: criminals can’t stop recommending it!
And if you dare to question any of this?
Boom 💥 — you’re instantly branded a racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe, climate-denier, conspiracy theorist, or whatever shiny new insult they roll out this week.
But hey, keep smiling while your rights get shrink-wrapped and sold off.
Because remember:
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” 🤷♂️