Come on, come on help me crown this yearâs pathetic Downvoting Champions! Put your hands together for the Basement Mommyâs Frustrated Little Boy Awards!
Taking first place like the champion loser he is: freebornsociety!
Second place: buidawhale!
And in third looks like Burn Boy couldnât make it. Guyâs probably still on vacation, busy toasting his last remaining brain cell.
These two are true professionals. They lurk in the shadows like bitter ghosts, contributing nothing but downvotes and desperate little cries for attention. Thatâs their entire personality: hating on people who actually create while their own profiles sit there deader than a graveyard empty feeds, empty minds, âClosed for Business.â
If you land on their pages, youâll find zero posts, zero personality, just pure salt. Theyâre not critics, theyâre not trolls theyâre bottom-of-the-barrel haters. Desperate, invisible, and terminally irrelevant. Professional nobodies whose only contribution to the world is being salty little downvote machines.
Theyâd lose their minds if they couldnât downvote. Their whole existence would collapse.
So shoutout to the real MVPs of negativity. Without you, who would we laugh at? Keep grinding those downvotes, kings. The rest of us will keep creating.
Stay mad. Keep refreshing that button like itâs going to fill the gaping void where your personality should be. Weâll be over here building right where youâll always be watching from: irrelevant, unseen, and quietly furious.
So tell me how many of you have run into these professional downvoter kings? Drop their names below. Who else deserves a spot on this list?"
