So a few months ago I went out with my friends to go clubbing in Cape Town and as always we get completely pissed.๐ So we hit the usual trashy clubs because hey cheap booze, slutty girls and befuckte dancing. So as most people know I'm a bit of a contradiction sometimes, very promiscuous but still classy and a bit uptight.
So my best friend and I, we always end up smoking like chimneys at Auschwitz in the smokers' area while everyone else dances. I met this girl who was a friend of a friend and she seemed sweet and on her place but then she started making out with me and I was like "meh, I've got nothing else to do except smoke." So she decided to come home with me and my best-friend that night and at this point I was a bit out off my mind, just trying to stay upright in the Uber ride home.
We got home and as I always do, I washed my hands and face and took off my clothes and got into bed wearing my boxers. I laid there feeling numb and just took a ride on the moon pony.๐
Then I heard the door open and I felt like someone was on top of me, then I tasted chocolate and cookie crumbles. This blonde, Israeli girl was eating a fucking chocolate while fucking me๐so then I didn't know what to think, dick or chocolate girl๐
So I tried to push her off but I had no strength๐ then she went on with doing her thang and finished and left me there with bite marks, scratches AND I haven't finished like I mean at least a man finish if you're gonna use and abuse him๐
But anyway live and let die๐
Love,
Charlie Void
What I felt and looked like the next morning