The young boy and the priest

A young boy entered a bus and sat next to a man that was reading a book.

After a while the young boy, noticed that the man sitted next to him had his collar backwards. Intrigued, he asked the man:

Why do you ear your collar this way?

The man, who was a priest, answered:

I am a Father

The young boy replied:

My dad doesn’t wear his collar like that.

The priest looked up from his book into the young boy's eyes and answered:

I am the Father of many.

The boy said:

My dad has 3 boys, 3 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.

The priest, getting impatient and wanting to get back to reading his book, said:

I am the father of hundreds

The boy sat quietly for a long time thinking about it, then leaned over and said:

Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.