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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked: Could you do me a favor? I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? The woman surprised

One night a man walks into a bar looking very sad. The bartender sees the man and asks him what he wants. The man says Oh, just a beer. The bartender curious why the man looks so sad asks him: What's wrong,

Richard is 36 years old and is still single. One day a friend asked him: Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? Richard replied: Actually, I've found many women I wanted

A doctor specialized on eating disorders was addressing a large audience in a conference. He opens his presentation by saying: The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting

A boss was complaining in a office meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect from his staff. Later that evening, and decided to change that, he went to a shop and bought a sign that read: I’M THE BOSS.

A young boy entered a bus and sat next to a man that was reading a book. After a while the young boy, noticed that the man sitted next to him had his collar backwards. Intrigued, he asked the man: Why

The Pope had just finished a tour of the city and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limousine, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive it for a while. The chauffeur didn't have

A girl was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a house. The parrot said to her: Hey, you are really ugly. When the girl, heard that she was really angry! She stormed

A senior citizen drove his brand new car out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought

A young man named James bought a horse from a farmer for $500. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to James house and said: Sorry son, but I have some

A young boy enters a coffee shop and the owner whispers to one of his customers. This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you. The shop owner puts a dollar bill in one hand and two

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy

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