For a contest that hasn't been posted yet, but I know it's coming...
This thistle tastes delistle
It's good for my whistle
To bleed from my lips
And take little sips
Of my own blood.
Kinda gruesome
So I grew some
New body parts
Ghastly smarts
Of my own blood
It's fun to never have to run
I'm a ghost, you're a nun
Or you ought to be in this cruelty
You have to subsist on gruel tea
Anyways, so you might as well be a Maria.