[BLOCK] on the street alleges you would like to meet Frank Bacon

I have stringent meeting requirements:

1. You must USE CANNABIS.

2. You must come to me.

3. You must bring CANNABIS.

4. Your stories must be interesting.

5. You must have a tattoo, or bring sworn statements proving that you know people with tattoos.

6. You must stay with me at my house.

7. You will agree not to whine for more than 10 minutes if you are asked to go home.

8. You agree to help feed the dogs.

There are no exceptions to any of these rules

If still interested my number is: 724-278-3361

Calls accepted between 10:23 AM and 11:19 AM CST or at any time provided you have dropped Acid within 3 hours of the call.

Failure to adhere to these rules will forever guarantee no meeting.

~Frank Bacon

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