Good use of wit and sarcasm. I thoroughly enjoyed your post, even if I didn't expect much from it. You've Blown Me Away!
Anyways, welcome to the steemit community, I've only joined a couple days ago myself, and am lacking an introduction post. I lack a good camera for a good self-portrait of myself, haha. Maybe I should scan a drawing or sketch of my own self-portrait? I'm not an artist, but hey it could still work, yeah? :D
RE: Better To Arrive Late, Than Arrive Naked