Well Hello Steemit!! I’m so glad I could make it here tonight. I may be late to the welcoming party, but at least I’m ugly.
(Laughs and hushed murmurs from the crowd)
So how are we tonight? Yah, yah, yah. Yah, Yah, YAH!! So let’s meet the crowd. How yah doing? Good? Good!! I see you’re eating Pasta Carbonara!! Is it good? Yah? You like Pasta Carbonara? It seems that you do. WAIT, What’s that on your chair:Cottage Cheese? Oh no, I’m sorry. It’s just your ass...
Okay, so I can’t take credit for that. It was Jim Carrey, in the movie, “Man on the Moon” based on the life story of Andy Kauffman. A great movie in all respects. I have had so many gut busting laughing jags over this masterpiece of cinematic magic. I may not align with the thought processes of said Mr. Carrey, but this movie has brought many laughs into the lives of many people, and therefore, it is good.
So now it’s time to tell the story of @Gregcar48. I, He, Him, are a humble group. We, They, Them, have been around for a while. Collectively, we’ve, they’ve, these guys, have seen a lot of life. We’ve collectively, been around. Not always right, Not often Wrong, But always, always, Searching For the Human Element. The thing that Makes us Tic, the thing that Makes us Roll, the Thing, that is the very essence of what it means to be Alive.
Sorry for Delving into the Deep, I can’t help what was bestowed upon me, it’s just my nature. I’m a “Deep” Kinda Guy. But I’m also a “FUN” Kinda Guy, and Steemit seemed like the Perfect kind of place for me to Roam around and see if I could find some other people who were plagued by the same “Deep Thought Affliction” that I was Suffering From. Ha ha ha, ( Crowd Laughs and applaudes).
Anyways Folks: My interests include Cryptocurrency, Poetry, Creative Writing, Antiques, Collecting, Sarcasm, Repurposing of Things, Great Beers and Breweries, Uplifting others, Solving the Mysteries Of the Universe, and Creation.
I am a late comer to my introduction here, because I wasn’t quite sure how I would be received. But after being here a couple of weeks, I have come to realize that it really doesn’t matter, because only about .000000001% of the Steemit Community will ever interact with me directly, and that’s not intended as a knock, it’s the truth about a site so vast.
Thanks for enduring my “Introduction Post”. And if you liked it............. Well, the Next Step, Is Entirely, Your Call. Oops, I almost Forgot: For the First time Ever, on Social Media: My Ugly Mug: 
Okay, so it’s late.... please feel free to upvote this post, and by all means....Resteem it, because No Man is an Island, Unto himself. That means that l need your help. Ha ha ha lol Thanks for putting up with me.