Hey guys, this my second entry to the Comedy rumble and in case you missed my first entry, you can just stop by here. Making people laugh is one of the hardest things for me because I end up laughing it all before saying what I have to. And at the end, someone will just say, nah, that's not funny at all (pidgin : abeg go, e nor funny) and I will be like, oh no, that hurts ๐Ÿ˜.

Today I'm going to be sharing my comedy rumbles with you, I hope it gets you to laugh. I will try not to laugh while saying my comedy and I will do that by using the opposite emojis of what I'm about to say, okay let's begin.

No!!!, I'm not!!!(Liar ๐Ÿคจ)


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Well I don't know why I have to use those exclamation marks, it would have been better if you were seeing and hearing me so I will just shout it in your ear ๐Ÿ˜. But it's fine, I will get to do that someday ๐Ÿ˜’. Well there was this lady in church who always comes very late to the service and she always does something that annoys me but what can I do, I'm in the presence of God๐Ÿ˜•.

She is the type that likes sleeping but anytime you tap her to wake up, she will react, what!? what? when you tell her that you saw her sleeping and that's why you woke her, she will be like, no!! I'm not!!, something just entered my eyes that's why. Me I will be like, why is she even denying it, someone that even snores and that's how I even knew she was sleeping, ah this one weak me ๐Ÿ˜‘.

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There was another one that made me laugh but like I said, I will not laugh ๐Ÿ˜ but I can grin right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. We were in a meeting and as usual everyone were trying to make their contributions and also give reports. There was this man that was sitting at my front, after few minutes into the meeting and the meeting was getting lively, this man started sleeping, ah๐Ÿ˜ฒ, I was surprised.

That one self was not what was funny, after an hour, the entered AOB meaning any other business and this man was just there opening and closing his eyes, the next thing everyone heard was a fall...gbraaah. Immediately the man quickly stood up and sat back, everyone immediately burst into laughter and he also joined in the laughter because he knew he just disgraced himself ๐Ÿ™‚. As a good man, he just accepted his fate unlike that lady, she was not willing to accept it.

I know that you couldn't laugh because I was not laughing so ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, I can't bear it anymore (I nor fit bear am), I tried my best but it seems like my best is not good enough ๐Ÿ˜….

This is it for now, please do well to leave your amazing comment and I will love to invite @ckole and @starstrings01 to join in the contest.

Thank you so so much for stopping by, see you at my next blog โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ.

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