Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is single!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @rentmoney:@jk6276:@manoldonchev:@diebitch:@quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@diebitch! What a punful submission!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Single
As in,
My wife was isolating due to covid this week, which meant it was me taking care of the kiddo solo. I didn’t have the energy to go grocery shopping, and my kid doesn’t like organ meat anyways, so we had all our groceries de-livered.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

214th Punday Monday! Prizes, jokes, fun!