After a year of swiping through tinder and not finding a match, I thought maybe I'm talking to much about myself in my description. So I removed my list of good qualities and changed my description to one simple request, hoping to not come of as demanding.

It was simply... Must be able to do the party trick of fitting your fist inside your mouth.

It worked, now I get like 500 super likes a day and I can't swipe right without getting a match. Strange :)

 

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I would like to nominate @notorious562 and @doctorcrypto to join the fun this week :)

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