So usually Mondays are great, and today was not really different from that, but... It was a crazy day. 
Started with a call from my wife, who is 36 weeks prego by the way. It went like this " I think I am going into labor can you meet me at the house." Sure, so I tell my crew I got to go, and race home. Get there, and she is slightly panicked, ordering last minute stuff from Amazon, and we had just switch over blood thinners that morning. So we get there, tell the nurses what is going on, and in 30 min they say "Looks good, and we don't think your in labor, baby just shifted, and might have broke some blood vessels" Okay, I am thinking we are blowing this joint in a hour.
Boom a hour goes bye and another, after like 3 more tests I poke out my head and ask what is going on. Still get the same story that everything is good, no baby coming. If it was I would have to tell my parents, but we were good. Then this is where it got kinda weird.
The lady walks in, with the bill, and says who wants this. So I took it and she started to go over it with me. "Here is the first bill if you guys check out today, and this is the one if you have the baby today." Wait what, having the baby is still on the table, we HAVE A CHOICE? I thought there is no choice, it is coming, or it needs to come out. Then she looks at us and was like "I don't know I heard things out there but not sure". So I walk out and asked, they proceed to let us know they want to watch her a little longer, and wait for the blood work. All checked out good, and on the way out they were like " Thank you come again that will be $500" So, the kid is already grounded when it gets here, I am just deciding how long.....