For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-93-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-fourth
Ah, that holiday of holidays, the fourth of February, when everyone celebrates the birth of our biggest industrial fishing operation. What a celebratory occasion. And thank goodness for the Friedmans. They really knew the joy in commemorating special occasions with unique fish slapping. You'll say, no it was Monty Python who established that tradition, but that's a myth. It's mere coincidence, like how the fourth of July is coincidentally several presidents' birthdays.
Moreover moreunder morebesides, there's a new sheriff in town, and she's forbidden fish slapping! How can she dare to take away our venerable tradition!? Luckily,
Inspired in tone by the onion.