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Close your eyes.
The anticipation is maddening.
You know how I told you you'd love the surprise I planned for your birthday?
I deceived you.
Open your eyes. I got you pancakes, even though you can't eat gluten. I'm the worst boyfriend ever, you should probably break up with me.
Everything is a lie.
Find me one part of the world still innocent and pure. One to love, adore, caress. Find me enough time to research, and I'll find you a list. There is no time like the present.