#theadventurezone

Last year, in the middle of the pandemic, I started listening to a silly D&D podcast which inspired me so much!

Elves. they come in all shapes and incarnations from Lord of the Rings to Santa's little helpers. What if they all got together for ElfCon. -- Anon Guest Welcome to Warpvale. The impossible happens daily.

(Person 1): "So this is how I die... With thunderous applause..." (Person 2): "Stop being so dramatic." -- TheDragonsFlame Taako had been through many adventures. He had travelled across

why is it that in world travel or fantasy stories where a scientific world and a magic world meet that no one ever tries to mix magic with technology? -- Anon Guest [AN: Usually because the Author has

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man a damn nuisance to live with. -- Anon Guest If there is one thing more annoying than a morning person, it is a morning person who is at peak sunniness in the pre-dawn

Pointy hats! There are the black, with a brim witch's model, the sparkly and starred wizard or wizzard's, the upside down ice cream cone with a floaty veil princess model and the plain paper cone with

"Never, ever empty this person's pockets again!" referencing Harpo Marx, Sergeant Constantine Bothari, and any JOAT! -- Anon Guest Okay, now I've fucked up, thought Taako, transmutation wizard

If you can’t blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bull####. -- TheDragonsFlame If there was one thing that Ned "Fucking" Chicane could do, it was think on his feet and talk

“When the soldiers pass by, they’ll leave us two to die!” “…That’s amore!” “Stop singing!” -- HumdrumLoch [AN: My site's down again, so I'm mining the #prompt tag on Tumblr until normal services resume.

Seasonal gift giving. Christmas, New Year, Solstice, whatever. -- Anon Guest It wasn't the first time that they'd been rounded up for their own good. But it was the first time that this was done with

"I can explain! I swear!" "Let's hear it." "Aw hell. Just skip to the beating." -- Anon Guest It was one of those situations. Stealth mission. Retrieve the Macguffin of Wherever,

Don't be eye candy, be soul food. -- Anon Guest After the Hunger War, things were relatively quiet. Never too quiet, because despite the differences that were buried to literally fight for life, people

"I'm gonna need you to punch me in the face." "Sure thing!" "I'm a little worried that you didn't ask for a reason..." -- OohLookShiny "There has to be a reason?"