This joke was made for the Memeday Contest this is Entry #2

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当时我正在我住的小区附近散步，手里拿着烟准备过马路。当我站在人行道中间的时候，我听到刹车的声音并看到一辆小汽车撞上了我。我十分强壮，所以当时我并没有觉得很痛。这时一位年轻女士将头从车窗里伸出来。她有一头红色的卷发，十分漂亮。 I was walking around my neighborhood, smoking a cigarette as i walked across the street.

Like in every other job, I have good and awsome days and the boring ones when you get frustrated. Don't worry ! Today Im gonna share with you one from the first category I might describe it as being crazy