#shoesalesman

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.”

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry, ma’am but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.”

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and you.”