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master-lamps

6y

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg.
Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Goo ...

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Goo ...

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!

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master-lamps

6y

Kid: "I want my mommy!"
Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."

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master-lamps

6y

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?"
Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."

master-lamps

6y

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet.
Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

theoctoberwind

Black And White

2d

Just taking in the view while waiting.💚💚 #monomad

Just taking in the view while waiting.💚💚 #monomad

Greetings lovely members of the community. I hope you all are doing great and enjoying quality time with your loved ones. समुदाय के प्यारे सदस्यों को नमस्कार। मुझे आशा है कि आप सभी अच्छे होंगे और अपने

master-lamps

6y

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina."
Al: "Ballerina... ...

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina... ...

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."

master-lamps

6y

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"

master-lamps

6y

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today?
Peg: No Al, you ha ...

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you ha ...

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.

master-lamps

6y

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?”
Al: “Possibly from Pluto.” Pos ...

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.” Pos ...

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.”

bulliontools

2d

ELIXIR Contest - 10 Days Left!

ELIXIR Contest - 10 Days Left!

It's hard to believe October is almost over! The ELIXIR project is still relatively new, yet it's quickly growing! To help spread the word about it I'm holding a contest with some fantastic prizes! We

master-lamps

6y

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?”
Al: “Sorry ...

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry ...

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry, ma’am but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.”

master-lamps

6y

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!”
Al: “Well, you wouldn’t ...

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t ...

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and you.”