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master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Goo ...
Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!
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DBuzz
6y
Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...
Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."
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master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...
Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...
Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.
travelflower
Worldmappin
21h
Promoted
Where the Vastness Loses Itself â Neuhardenberg
52.59564, 14.24116
The farther one travels into the MĂ€rkisch countryside, the less Germany seems prepared for its own size. The roads become emptier, the villages smaller, and then, suddenly, something appears that seems
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina... ...
Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...
Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you ha ...
Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you havenât! Al: Okay good.
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Woman: âExcuse me, but am I invisible?â Al: âPossibly from Pluto.â Pos ...
Woman: âExcuse me, but am I invisible?â Al: âPossibly from Pluto.â
jompiy
Alien Art Hive
1d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
Small Drawings
I arrived late to Billyâs painting studio yesterday and he was leaving early for an appointment in town, so I only had a few hours to get some art done. No time to get my paints out and spend a good 25
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Woman: âWhere do you think youâre going? Arenât you open?â Al: âSorry ...
Woman: âWhere do you think youâre going? Arenât you open?â Al: âSorry, maâam but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.â
master-lamps
DBuzz
6y
Woman: âI have had just about enough of you!â Al: âWell, you wouldnât ...
Woman: âI have had just about enough of you!â Al: âWell, you wouldnât say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and you.â