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aggroed
satire
6y
We regret to inform you that Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) has died of a first ever crypto overdose
Satirically Yours details the final days of Dave Portnoy after suffering a massive crypto overdose
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satiricallyyours
6y
Aunt Jemima to rebrand to Aunt Ifa
Satirically Yours, satire, notes a branding change with Quaker Oats
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satiricallyyours
7y
Breaking News: EOS Voice and Dlive partnership to bring you live streams of biometric data harvesting: retinal, finger prints, documentation, and more
Hot off the press this reporter is happy to report live from my very own biometric data harvesting filmed live on Dlive. We're having a minor technical glitch with the Dlive stream, but we're happy to
aggroed
satiricallyyours
8y
Hillary Clinton pleased by crowd draw at the last stop on her book tour and public execution.
Looking around the room both Bill and Hillary Clinton are exceptionally pleased with how large of a crowd they drew. This reporter was able to briefly catch up with them. Aggroed: Hillary, how are you
fat.music
Hive Gaming
5d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
I'm Tired of PHP. I'm Learning Python with AI by Building a Card Game
I work as a PHP developer. And since PHP is a pretty boring language and, in my opinion, somewhat lacking in the future… well, maybe that's a bit harsh. ;) I'm not saying there won't be any jobs for PHP
aggroed
steem
8y
A gentleman's guide to cryptocurrency
Good evening young fellow. It's a pleasure to have you join us for family dinner this evening as we discuss the topic of a Gentleman's guide to cryptocurrency. It would seem that you personally have become
aggroed
christmas
9y
Satirically Yours: Crazy Eddie's Crypto Christmas sale live right now!!!!
Are you into crypto? Do like buying crypto? Do you like black Friday deals just 3 days before Christmas? Then this is your special buying opportunity. Just look at all the sales going on right now!!! You
aggroed
cryptokittens
9y
Satirically Yours New correspondent @aggroed talks to digital kitten vendor Vitalik Buterin
While walking the streets of NYC on a busy friday afternoon I was able to catch up with legendary digital kitten vendor Vitalik Buterin while he was handing out free Lambos and digital cats. @aggroed-
aggroed
satiricallyyours
9y
Crazy Polo's Bitcoin Blowout Sale Happening Now Live on Poloniex!
Good morning crypto shoppers. Welcome to the end of the year Crypto blowout sale. That's right just a day after reaching record highs we're happy to announce a quick late November adjustment sale! But
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Scrobble.life
7h
Promoted
Scrobble Life: Halloween Party (The League).
This publication was also writen in SPANISH and PORTUGUESE. The Film Garage Nobody needs to remind me that there are still two months until the next Halloween, however... This time, I want to have the
aggroed
satiricallyyours
9y
If you don't use the bidbots then the shitposters will win!
I'm thankful for the fact that linear rewards now allows vote buying. I'm concerned tho that the shitposters are gonna win the day. If you love steem. If you love this place. then right now I encourage
aggroed
satiricallyyours
9y
Satirically Yours: Aggroed's Flag Insurance Agency
How many of you have you been in the following situation. You're minding your own business when some raging minnow starts flagging all your posts. Even worse you're on Steem making $40+ dollar posts day
aggroed
ragequit
9y
SY- Steemit Ragequit Madlibs
Sit around my children and let me tell you of a time when Steem was so low that all the people just in it for the money wrote up a nice long post about how they were leaving the platform. Many moons ago,
aggroed
satiricallyyours
9y
SY presents "Measuring your Steemian Sexual Amplitude: A millennial approved common core math and sex-ed class delivered in a safe zone for 1st graders dedicated to calculating HF 19 induced post rewards." A Witness Report.
Foreword and Trigger Warnings SY stands for Satirically Yours, which is my running The Onion stylized satire series. This post has so many triggers coming that I've decided to include a Foreword and Trigger
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Deutsch D-A-CH
1h
Published via Ecency
Promoted
50 Hive Power Up!
Wie lang ist mein letzte Powerup her? Ich kann mich nicht erinnern. Was ich weiß, ist das ich nie einen Powerdown gemacht habe und das ist ja wohl das wichtigere.
aggroed
satire
9y
Satirically Yours- @aggroed promises to be a better witness than the 8 dead witnesses above him on the list
After another full day of vote grovelling @aggroed sits tiredly and with glazed eyes by the side of the road as Satirically Yours asks him a few key questions on his witness campaign... SY: So, @aggroed,
aggroed
satiricallyyours
9y
Satirically Yours- Steemit Tips: How to Grovel for Witness Votes
Welcome back to another addition of Satirically Yours where we are witnessing live the witness run by newly minted witness @aggroed. Oh, and what a sad state of affairs to see the once noble blogger turn
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etiquette
9y
Satirically Yours- Etiquette for Young Modern Steemers: Shit posting 101
Welcome class. Please be quiet and take your seats. (pause) There now. Much better. Thank you all for coming. I know it was court ordered attendance for some of you, but we can overlook that. You're in