#myheadhurts

I was reading my son's newest post today. I did not understand a word of it. Yet, I saw what a new Google'esk program could do in answering human questions. My son is brilliant and has always been. He

one time i was walking back home when i saw two chickens in the road where i was riding my bike before i had to follow them around so i went around the block to get them to go the other way and one of

one time i found chicken coops in the forest but they were kind of hard to get into because they had dirt in them probably from rain its like they have been there for a thousand years i started taking

one time i was waiting at a bus stop and this hippy came up to me she asked me for a light but i didnt smoke i told her she should quit and that shed die sooner if she kept smoking she told me to fuck

one time there was this dog i saw at the shore it was real dirty it didnt seem very friendly but it let me follow it it seemed like it was going in big circles so i just stopped following it after a while

one time i followed a stream to for a while it lead to a pond that was covered in weird stuff it almost looked like floating sand but it wasnt i could clear away some of the stuff and see water under there

one time i decided that there has to be a way to get free food free as in beer for that matter there has to be a way to get free beer one time i was going to the store with my sister and she told me that

one time i saw an empty lot being worked on there were all kinds of wooden boxes all over the lot my friend said they were going to pour cement to build the foundation there was also a big pile of branches

one time there was this firewall and i looked at it and it was kinda old but you could see where the fire smoked up the windows and the doors and it was pretty cool because there was no way anyone could

one time i tried to grow a peanut plant i took some peanuts from a can and planted them in the back yard i dug a hole but not too deep and buried a few then i watered it for a while it never grew into

one time i flushed my meds down the toilet and my mom chased me around the house im not sure how she knew i did it but i got beat anyway then my mom sent me to my room which is good because i have a window

one time i wrote one of my letters but i couldnt find a stamp but i did find some change so i took it with me and tried to find the post office they have machines for buying stamps but i didnt know where

one time there was a dark thing in the corner i think it wasnt real but it seemed real it would vibrate and move a little it also looked like it was breathing when i saw it i couldnt move i was on my side

one time this guy fell on the floor and everyone gathered around him because he was having a seizure and i knew him sort of and he was never the same after that because when id say hi to him after his

one time i was in the hospital and they told me i wasnt getting better a doctor came in who was bald and had these weird glasses that made his eyes look big he asked me what my goals were i told him i

one time i snuck into the bathroom while my sister was taking a shower and i peeked behind the shower curtain her back was to my face so she didnt see me at first then she turned around and freaked at

one time i found a huge machine in the forrest it was wide like a couple of cars but not much taller and painted yellow with a lot of rust it had a lot of things poking out of it the things were like claws

one time when i was in the mountains with my parents i really had to take a piss it was really cold and were were on highway 18 going up to big bear my dad pulled over and i got out to take a piss i opened