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Person: Person gets in and presses to go up or down one floor Me Thinking: Person: Happily waits for the elevator to move to their floor for a good 5 seconds Me Thinking: Person: Gets their lazy ass off

Why do people do goofy things?! Here is what I mean: I was tasked with giving out the work laptops this morning.... I had one to a co-worker and she puts it back on my cart and chooses another one. THE

I will tell you what I would do: Cash out about 25% buy a condo in Puerto Rico and take a trip to Peru and drink Ayahuasca with the shamans. Depending on what the DMT creatures say during my Ayuasca experience

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When hooters jiggle around and I find nickles on the ground, I CARE When a mustang engine purs and the bathroom is not hers, I CARE When the pitcher is on the mound and the wife is underground, I CARE

Willful Celibacy By RJ Sepulveda After careful introspective reflection, I have chosen to forgo any further romantic partnerships with women. Seeing as I am a fully heterosexual male this means I am opting

Its that moment at the amusement park when you are riding the bumper cars for the first time and you get stuck in the bunch of empty cars and nothing you do can free you... then the ride ends and you get

The above is a little sung background to accompany the reading. It's a bit of an experiment. Barely audible. Looks terrible. Who cares? We have been working on this music record. Want to overdub some accordion

So I recently had my first AND ONLY child. Now, for those that don't know, I have become a dad by deception. I have been severely traumatized by this and wrote a whole post on my steemit blog about this.

Chaos is not a pit, chaos is a ladder. Only the ladder is real, the climb is all there is. Everybody dies sooner or later. Dont worry about your death, worry about your life. Take charge of your life for

I must say, I love reminiscing about all the crappy jobs I have had here on STEEMIT. One of the more interesting shit jobs I have had was as a Skate School package seller at Wollman Rink in Central Park

Yes, it is true. I once worked at the SONY Store in NYC. For tech and TV lovers I am sure this sounds like a dream job, but believe me, it was a nightmare. Here are my reasons for hating my time working