Teacher : why did you come late today? Akpors: A man lost 100 dollar today at the bustop. Teacher: Good, so you assisted him to look for the money... Akpors: No way!!! I stood on the $100 bill

When I saw @connecteconomy post on God has no followers it amazed me that I had to check @jesus and was his first follower even if I was not his disciple and I was curious to check @lucifer @devil and

THIS STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!* I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE? HIS LAST BATTLE. Q2: WHERE WAS THE

A guy fainted on our street and a whale took him to the hospital, brought him back with 5000 Steem Power and since then people on my street has been fainting turn by turn Tomorrow is my turn. I can't wait