Some teen on a scooter crashes hard onto the concrete. Some passing-by teen asks "You OK?" He replies, while getting up: "Yeah" The other teen asks again "But, really"?

Before you know it, fast food restaurants will offer no human customer support. If you think automated messages are bad when dealing with issues online, wait till you don't get the meal you ordered.

Soon, we'll all be dead, like the idiot lobsters.

@dbuzz schedule posting would be great, so that we don't need to wait 5 minutes between posts. For example, allow scheduling up to 3-5 posts and publish an each after required time expires.