Married with Children, Source of Image Edited with Paint Una muy buena forma de representar la vida es como una mujer extremadamente obesa a la cual le tienes que colocar unos tacones que nunca le quedaran,

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.

Peg: "Hi honey, did you miss me?" Al: "With every bullet so far..."

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.”

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry, ma’am but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.”

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and you.”

Woman: “How dare you say that to my face?” Al: “Well, I would say it to your back but my car’s only got a half a tank of gas!”

Married with Children #1 (June 1990) by NOW Comics The Bundys are chosen to film a documentary as 'The All American Family'! Written by Katherine Llewellyn, drawn by Dave Schwartz, David Mowry and John

Man, I couldn't stop laughing here. What a great compilation.

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I believe in my opinion is the greatest show sitcom of all times. Maybe because his name is the same first name as mine or he sells shoes or of his quirky life in general, maybe it's buck the dog. Who

Can't argue with this!