#kingsgeezersandbloodywar

Hello my beautiful Steemits, a tear comes to my eye as this story comes ever closer to its end. Yes, yes I hear your rapture at the glimmer of hope that the torture will soon be over! But don't dispare

Hello my Steemits, how are you this week! Still hot a sunny here in Aussie-Land, why it is so hot the mailman combusted before my eyes! Mind you he did pour a can of petrol over himself after he admitted

Hello my beautiful Steemits. The week is upon us again and I do so love to chat but I have a big day today, so off you go my beauties and read-> Chapter 17 Night had feel by the time Ruff made it to

Hello my beautiful Steemits, here in Aussie Land we are sweltering from hot weather and cold shoulders, not that I am complaining, as of late my neighbours have started throwing watermelon at my house,

Hello my beautiful Steemits, another week, another chapter of patheticly poor writing done to assault the senses. I almost panicked this week as my computer was playing up and I thought that it was on

Hello my beautiful Stemmits, another week and another fine weekend. Here in Aussie-land we enjoy our celebrations and me I enjoy a good run. When I leave my house I must make a dash to my car to avoid

Hello my beautiful Steemits! Oh how I am so excited, I have heard on the grape vine that my writings have gained the attention of some very astute people. Names and more names are popping through the holes

Hello my beautiful Steemits, not much happening at the moment, just the odd bomb scare I give myself to brighten my day but I live for you, my beauties, I live for you! Now onwards -> Chapter 12 Crying

Hello my beautify Stemmits, another wonderful day in paradise, today I am visiting a lovely retreat away from the busy life. I have a self contained room that is white and padded, with a toilet and sink

Hello my beautiful Stemmits and Happy Old Year. "Why OLD year?" I hear you say. Well why not celibate the old year passing, you survived through to the end did you not? Then celebrate your survival,

Hello my beautiful Steemits, I hope you have had a wonderful Christmas time, I know I did. Oh Santa bought me such a thoughtful gift, guess what it was...... Coal! Lots and lots of coal, I could not believe

Hello my beautiful Steemits, oh how I love it when you throw your adoration at me, the rotten fruit, the rocks, the grenades, it makes me feel so blessed! But I do digress, so here is -> Chapter 8 It

Hello my beautiful Steemits, yes it is that time of the week again, where I inflict your eyes with more visual pain than a Masochistic, Narcissist Optometrist. So read on my beauties, read on! Chapter

Hello Steemits. Here is another instalment of my wonderfully badly written novel. So here is -> Chapter 6 Ruff idles along the track to his next contact, Motyl a step behind, practising three moves

Hello Steemits! So busy, busy, busy replying to my fan base of three people (Me, Myself and I) but no excuses like the present, here is -> Chapter 5 “Princess Junta requests an audience with you my

Hello my wonderful Steemits, I am so sorry to have been out of touch for some time but you know, I discovered I had a fan! Yess a real fan. They were so enthusiastic to see me they gave me a great big

Hi everyone, I feel your love, it inspires, me like this comment..... "Please, PLEASE make it stop, PLEEEEEEEEEASE! (crying, sobbing)" or this gem.... "For the love of God, please stop writing.

Hi everyone, seeing those who read chapter one (all 2 of you) enjoyed it so much they poked their eyes out. I present to you chapter two. On the side, I do apologise if this gets posted twice but I keep