#funnycomedy

(Bad at reading? It’s p’Nipple Express on the left, and Gorilla Glue to the right) -On the Left side, those pungent smelling, mango tasting, orange-hair-having little space nuggets are actually PINEAPPLE

**I jotted this down into my Iphone- punching each small key with precision- maybe 20 minutes worth of half assed bullshit, but like a mushroom or some shit, i’ll grow something beautiful from my shit,

credit The Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. The fulani man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. The Babur man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he

credit One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough

credit "One day, Oga decided to surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEARTwith the help of the Maid. The Maid asked Oga what the shape meant and he simply said

The truth is that the religious and the scientific processes, though involving different methods, are identical in their final aim. Both aim at reaching the most real. The ultimate measure of a man is

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