The older I’ve gotten, the more I seem allergic to bullshit. Perhaps consequentially of having ingested a ton when younger, overeager and seeking shortcuts to success, fortune, and fame. I deep-dived into

yeah, please just let's try to cook the pasta to order, maybe....

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You have no idea.

Hello and welcome to this evening's edition of Coffee After Midnight. We all know the best ideas come when you mix caffeine and lack of sleep, so why not put it to good use? Tonight's bright idea was to

Nothing to See here - surely contains No Sarcasm

”Fake it until you make it…” Why? To achieve some “success” so valuable that required you being an inauthentic fraud/imposter to get there? Is the destination that essential to the ego that it’s truly

I had to do it myself this time. I deactivated my Twitter account for a while. That site is designed perfectly to just make me hate everyone in the goddamn world. Especially right now. Fuck it, I'm out

It has been witnessed throughout the ages that men would gather in groups to stick their penises into the ground. They would then proceed to meditate for weeks on end.

(a.) Are you pro-Tron? "It's okay to break the blockchain?" — PRO bTBc anti-decentralization (b.) Or, are you pro-Steem? "It's okay to break proof of stake?" — PRO bPoS anti-monetization

#shitcoin #steemisashitcoin #dogecoinkickssteemsass #steemisajoke #stinc #steemit #crypto #money

I've been doing the math on the way RCs will affect plankton and new users. It's not pretty folks. Now I'm not even going to bother with addressing the question of how the fork was done and the snafus

How is direct slavery pulled off in modern times? I’ll tell you how. Welcome to the geographical location known as Marion County, Florida. What was originally supposed to be the home of Disney is now largely

Every day at 2:00 Alain proceeds to the kitchen to smear his burnt toast with his coveted jam. What's so special about that jam? What would he do without that jam? That's what I wanted to know. So I stole

PIXABAY We should start with a definition and some context. Here is the Urban Dictionary definition. This is a conspiracy post. There can be plenty of other posts where we can argue things like The Ontological