It's 8:30 in the morning on a Saturday and I can't find anything in my feed written by someone who knows everything and won't stfu about it. Opened up my Ecency app and there it is again: unicorns, love

The only time I upvote my own content is when that content is being curated by a trail I’m already following. I could avoid that by not following trails—no thanks. Whenever you see me upvote my content,

I didn’t have a contender when I woke up this morning. I drank my coffee, woke up, drank more coffee, brushed my grill, no contender. I did my typical Friday morning stuff which is a lot like yesterday

I copied the note I had written down in my notepad—that’s where the title of this article came from. “Looking back at it like a monkey” is too funny not to use. What I’ll do is, I'll attach a couple of

I’m still doing that thing I’ve been telling you I’m doing at the beginning of each of my past several articles. I’m clearing out notes in my notepad by telling you about them instead of just writing them

I’m addressing notes in my notepad and expanding my finished articles folder rather than writing one article at a time like I typically do, then going back and forth to it, editing and trimming and editing

Dudes who walk through the locker room at the gym with their junk swinging around and a towel around their neck—@whatsup with that?! I’m a big fan of being comfortable in your own skin, iheart being

I’m pleasantly surprised with the people here in the UK and I’m not just saying that because I spent the beginning of this year in Central America amongst a Spanish community who despises English speaking

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these. Never mind, I guess it hasn’t. I just scrolled through my blogadex and it’s only been three weeks since I’ve done one of these—danget! I hate lying right

I don’t have a 5-star Uber passenger rating, I’m still pretty pissed about that. A 5-star Uber rating is so glamorous, it holds weight on a resume, “past work experience?” ‘None, but I’ve maintained a

I wouldn’t have to rely on trying to be crafty when I speak if I could just let my voice carry everything I think. I wouldn’t worry about making these verses rhyme if I could sing I could end these verses

I’ll make this quick. I feel like I’ve been editing articles for seven days straight. Today is Pura’s birthday, by the time you read this, we’ll most likely be in Blackpool. I’m surprising her with a National

Like a fighter standing on the scale to make weight prior to a fight. Immediately following the judges declaration that the fighter has successfully tipped the scale within their respective weight class,

A 20 or 30k SP delegation up front with a 180 day double-up clause guaranteed at 40 or 60k contingent upon my production would’ve been nice but it didn’t happen—so much for that. #steemfest tickets, roundtrip

I’ve been growing hairs on my head for as long as I’ve been alive. A lot of my buddies are bald or balding, not me, I still have a full head of hair. It started turning silver about mid-30’s. I’ve been

They’re less likely to be interested in something they can find at DuckDuckGo, that doesn’t always count as real enough. A recap of events isn’t guaranteed to keep their attention, either, if the events

I was checking myself out in the mirror today when I got out of the shower, that’s not the weird part. Weird is when you won’t look at the mirror at all or, when you look, you don’t recognize the person

It’s the worst. Without knowing what I would talk about first during this ‘how I assemble an article’ series or how I would even structure it; titles, closing sentences, etc, before I knew what direction

I’m the wisest 44 year old in the mirror when I’m standing in front of it and there’s no one else around that’s my age. Mirror mazes, a barber chair, gym, all other mirrors are off the table wall—it only

Pura and I made an invisible pinky swear about attending Steemfest 4 prior to arriving in UK back in June. Fast forward a couple of months to now and we’re getting pretty comfortable here. Comfortable