Dimi Day #171 - BIG Squoosh 🤗 ☁️ 🐶 🐾
👀 Dad says I’ve gained a bit of weight and floof while he’s been away working ✈️ That’s a lie! 🍔 The only logical conclusion is that he’s shrunk from not eating enough veggies! 😤🌽 Now that la familia
Dimi Day #169 - Bad Mutha Fluffer ☁️🚗💨🐶🐾
Her: Come over! I’m alone in the house 😘 Me: Sorry, I’m a dog. I can’t drive. Her: I’ve got nuggets and empty toilet rolls. Me: 🚗💨💨 Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #168 - Solid Advice 💦🌊😝🐶🐾
Dimi advice #27: Saltwater tastes like cat butt 😝. BLEGH! 🌊 Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #167 - 💦 Keep Cool Ma Dudes! 😋🐶🐾
💦 Keep cool ma dudes! 😋 This is the closest I can get to snow here in Adelaide but I do plan to go up to the snowy mountains next year to be in my element for the first time! ❄️⛄️ Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #166 - Frighten Friday ☠️😖🐶🐾
😇 I’m not always a good boy like my name says 💡. 📣 Sometimes I show off my mighty teef and make big borks because I hear girls like bad boys 😎. Does my pic do you a frighten? ☠️ Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #165 - Wine and Dine 🍷🌞💩 🐶🐾
🌞 Spent the day going through the wineries with dad 🍷. Although I didn’t get to drink anything, 💩 I got to taste kangaroo poop at each different stop as well as run through the vines 🏇. Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #164 - Let us Pray 🙏🌠😇🐶🐾
🌠 If my good boys, will humble themselves, pray and seek my floof and turn from their wicked ways 👂🏼, then I will hear from the heavens, and will forgive their sins and not poop in their shoes 👞. 😇
Dimi Day #163 - Seedy Sunday 😴😵🐶🐾
Seedy Sunday feels 😴 Not looking forward to getting back to work on Monday 👔. Managing kangaroo control is a tough job 💰! But it brings home the nugget 🐔. Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #162 - Eternal Dimnation 👹😂🐾🕸
😇 And you thought it was over after spider Dimi?! 🕸 You thought wrong! 🚫 Muahahaha, welcome to Hell, where you will endure eternal Dimnation 👹. You will be forced to wake up every morning for work
Dimi Day #161 - Friday Feeds 🥘🐔🐶🐾🤤
🌞 Now that summer is around the corner, I should start snacking less on dead animals 🐀 and eating better for the ladies when I hit the beach 😎 🐶 Thanks @petbarn (IG) for sending me some yummy healthy
Dimi Day #158 - Stay Hydrated 💦😎🐶🐾
📣 Public Service Announcement: This is a reminder to al you thirsty lads out there to stay HYDRATED 💦 🚣♀️. How ya’ll think I manage to always stay so magnificently floofy?! 😏 Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #157 - Home Renovations 🌿👷♂️🐶🐾
🌱 No, I haven’t the slightest clue who could have dug up the new basil plants 🌿🤨. 💩 Don’t look at my paws! 👀 Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #156 - Hot Dog 😎🌞🌭🐶🐾
🌞 Believe it or not, this was actually filled with ice two hours prior 💦 🐶 All melted because I’m just such a hotdog 🌭😎 Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #155 - Friday Feels 💦💆♀️🐶🐾
😌 You too can experience the luscious silky feel of Head & Shoober all - in - one shampoo 💦. 💆♀️ Always take that river water smell with you wherever you go 🏞. 💲Now comes with 20% more tiny broken
Dimi Day #154 - Trowbak Tursdai 🥰🦴🐶🐾
THROWBACK: Why yes henlo! 🥰 Tis I, teen Dimi 🦴 Pleased to meet your amquiantance 🖐 . Now gib me treato you’re hding 🧐 Untib tomollow,
Dimi Day #153 - Hump Day 🍑👀🙊🐶🐾
👀 You can look but you can’t touch it. 🍑 If you touch it, imma start some drama. 🙈 You don’t want no drama. Until tomorrow,
Dimi Day #152 - Stay Moist 💦🐶🐾🏝
Oh hey, didn’t see you there 👀. Remember to always stay hydrated frens 🏝. Gotta stay moist 💦. Until tomorrow,