Biggie is brilliant

if you're not gonna call me a writer can you at least call me a cab so I can get the hell out of here?

the one and only

it's no easy life living on the writer's block but it's a nice part of town so I'll stay

come over to my place and I'll show you my corvid collection wink-wink

how to miss the deadline for a photo contest but enter anyway because fuckit

once-in-a-lifetime opportunity here, don't miss out