#chaos-productions

Aka: Why do I give a Shit? Hello, fellow Steemians. It's been a long time. Here's the 3:30 am edition of the rundown... Christmas was a doozy Nothing like yuletide hallucinations after a 6 unit blood

Hello. Is this pick up, or delivery?" Oh, y'all deliver? Well, yes! Delivery indeed!! An hour later: Where is my order?! Y'all are less than 3 miles up the road!! I'll pay your delivery person handsomely

Can someone show me how to "stop power down"? ~Jane

OK, so... Jane is in a moooooood!!! Devil's holiday is less than 2 days away, I am scheduled for a "complex extraction" (="hey! We're gonna sedate you out of your mind, and pick axe this

You 'member that one time you thought it'd be a good idea, to come out of retirement, get outta the house, maybe spread your wings a little? You may have been wrong. Hasty. Maybe a little panicked (cause

Details to follow.

That worked? You mean, all this time, I've been typing in this 16 billion digit password, when all I needed to do was press the "ok" button? My----- I feel so stupid right now. (I love you @globocop)

Thank you, dear Lord, for everything. The new job. The wonderful Steemians donations, while I was unable to make ends meet for the month of August. The words of strength that were provided. The BFF that

well today was .. interesting I just wanna give a huge shout out to @ clayboyn (Did I do that right?) ~ Jane

I passed the background check and I have a scheduled appointment to fill out new hire paperwork tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. And BTW, did I mention how awesome y'all are? steemians are the BEST!!! (Custom

Ok... Jane is straight up desperate. After several weeks of searching, filling out applications, presenting my resume, placing phone calls, I finally got an interview with a company as a line cook. The