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To: All Employees who took part in Cyber- Monday Specials! From: Renee Nouveau Subject: Cyber-Monday Specials Welcome to your new life as a cyborg. Some of your cyber-upgrades were subtle while others

I noticed that my computer was making a funny noise, kind of a whirring sound. It was running unusually slow too. I thought maybe I had some dust in there so I went to open it. When I looked under my desk

To: All Staff It's come to the attention of Sylvia in HR that some very non-work appropriate nicknames are sprouting up among the staff. Here at BlockCorp Industries we are like a family... a family that

To All BlockCorp Staff, It seems there has been some confusion about Bike to Work day. This event was set up to encourage fitness among our employees (especially those (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) in the IT department!)

Just a friendly reminder for all staff below Management Level Ω... if you have saved up hours of daylight you need to use them by Friday or you lose them. The new plan started on March 12th. If you are

Due to a recent conversation with Shay Perrings from HR, I've decided that BlockCorp employees new and old need a refresher on the Employee Breeding Program. As you all know, when we took over Steemit.com

Our first week of Mutant Plant Zombie/Human Office Worker Integration (MPZHOWI) has been a resounding success, except for those who have been brutally killed and eaten alive. No project can launch without

A mandatory quarantine of Floors ♂ through ☭ is in effect due to the infestation of Class Q Plants. If you work on these floors please do not try to leave them. The elevators have been shut down and security

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I went to see Ken Kenderson in his cubicle after my 17-hour reorientation about productivity. (I was standing at the printer considering the environment when the automatic system flagged me as non-productive.)

I've been standing in front of the printer for several minutes considering the environment before printing my many emails.Is there a certain length of time I should consider the environment for? It would

DEAR SHAREHOLDERS, 2017 was an extraordinary and foundational year for BlockCorp Industries. We demonstrated strong block-mining results; defined and delivered on our promise to acquire and consume

It seems there has been some confusion about bike to work day. This event was set up to encourage fitness among our employees (especially those (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) in the IT department!) by motivating everyone to

... As you can see we are down in chaos this quarter Δ .δ % from last. One of the intended results of the Q4 marketing campaign is to put that chaotic spark back into the mining of blocks. If every block

Ms. Balduzzi, According to the employee handbook, cats that are registered familiar are allowed in the workplace (See Section 666: Satanism and Magick at the Office). It would be a violation of your religious

To: Security Staff From: Renee Nouveau Subject: Excessive Force at the South Entrance To whom it may concern, My morning security search was very forceful today, I recommend sensitivity training for all