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Large scary demonic creature and the tiny child that keeps putting flower crowns on it. -- Anon Guest [AN: I wish I knew what the writing in the comic said, but I shall do my best] I am the thing that

The Irwin character and their adventures on Earth -- Anon Guest "Now in most areas of human habitation, the goal is to cover as much of the body as possible. But here--" images of Surfer's Paradise,

An alien naturalist, performing a David Attenborough-style documentary on Earth. Potential sequel: As above, but replace "David Attenborough" with "Steve Irwin". "And this... is

"You know that one post about humans being really durable compared to aliens and that one about humans being really cute to aliens? What if they were both true at the same time. Like the aliens decide

"Aww! Whose a cute little puppy- poo!" "I have seen dogs. That is definitely no where near a dog," "Oh, leave the little cutie alone," "I'm serious, are you blind?"

"I picked you up, even when you were covered in slime after he spat you out! You were technically vomit, and you were still the most beautiful thing I'd ever laid eyes on!" -- Anon Guest "It's

[Person #1, in an actual, audible conversation]- [Person #2], I know you're frustrated, and I feel very ████ about that, but █████ ███████████ to ██████████ ██████ with ████████████ ██████████ ████ █████████

"In a fit of rage, he got extremely scientific." Tour guide at the Oregon Vortex, possibly describing Stanford Pines. "He employed every sensing device available, in the place where horses

Two people in danger [Person #1] has a plan and gets them out of it [Person #2]- THAT WAS CRAZY AND STUPID AND WE NEARLY DIED!! [Person #1]- But it worked! "We still nearly died!" ranted Mr'kish.

:Merrily Doing A Thing: :Pause: (To myself) "Wait, no. Logic." :Stops Doing The Thing: Brain fog gets to everyone. Even those who do not, strictly speaking, have brains as we know them. Rael

Dedicated to the Steam Calliope. -- Anon Guest Rael was glad that the Archivaas who were going through the Vault of the 20th Century had finally decided to ship confusing items to Amalgam for analysis,

Bagpipe players. -- Anon Guest They say that nobody ever sleeps well in hotel rooms. This is true even when one is forced to bring one's own bed. Rael, as a niche species still battling for independence

Morris Dancers! To the tune of "Mrs Widgery's Lodger". -- Anon Guest [AN: For anyone wondering what the flying heck - here you go. I apologise in advance for the mental trauma.] There were white-clad

Wander and Sylvia With Stanford Pines With Dipper and Mabel -- Anon Guest "Sure we can make it to Gravity Falls," Dipper mocked. "It's only twenty miles in a straight line." "It

Wander and Sylvia With Stanford Pines With Dipper and Mabel -- Anon Guest The Stan o' War II, somewhere in the Bermuda triangle... "Engines on full, Stanley! It's got us in its vortex!" "They're

"Are you trying to seduce me!" "That depends... is it working?" Zamree sighed. "Mx Frreep... I can see that your plumage is very pretty, but that's not the best way to found a

A scientist when captured by the bad guys instead of working for them and having their work used for evil, refuses to work for them. They won't be the cause of innumerable deaths even if it means they

The post: A continuation on the "other planets don't have temperature fluctuations and stuff like earth does" theme including things like humans living on/swimming in volcanic areas, sending

It is common knowledge that humans crave companionship from cats and dogs. But one day the human rescues a pest animal, insisting the creature is their new companion. -- Anon Guest The human pack-bonding

Dinosaurs in zero g Of all the things evolution in space has wrought, of all the new species discovered in long-abandoned space stations... This one definitely took the cake. They started as small pterosaurs,