I've pondered on this enigma before, believe you me. But for a very short while though, and in my childhood days only.
Anyways, there you go, my entry for @lymmerik's contest. You can out what a limerick is here and join too
*What Influences A Fart's Disposition*
I've been wondering with some
strife
What influences a fart's groove in
life
Why some are loud, insolent
And others so mild, silent
Must be their childhood/upbringing, Fyfe.
Thanks for reading.
Hola @lymmerik