You had me really hooked by Swamp-ass! Man, that is something fierce!! Here on the eastern coast of the US, we also know this feeling and have also nicknamed it Monkey-butt since those rascals don't use TP - I imagine it's a comparable feeling in the humid ass jungle.
I'm feeling the heat down here in this lower strata of hell, about 99°f so far this morning. Haven't found a suicide note from my AC unit, so I assume it has not checked out yet.
You really have a great delivery, my friend. Let's see if we can get some eyeballs on this. I enjoyed it! Sending a push your way
RE: I'm in Hell