Well it happened today.. I crashed pretty hard on the Segway.. I was out working to set these last 4 leads.. I had 3 set and was feeling good.. I reached the end of the cul-de-sac and there were about 5 neighborhood kids out playing in the street.. One of them had a Razor scooter and wanted to race.. okay .. I'm your huckleberry.. long story short.. I crashed and burned and he beat me.. told Shawn to refund them that last lead.. and I told him the truth..
Pics or it didn't happen you say..
Vape pen broke in my front pocket when I landed face first in the street..
Broken flipflop..
Road rash...
If that don't make you hungry nothing will.. shout out to @thedamus ... the Little cheeseburger from aforementioned 5Guys mystery shop..
Peace out y'all... Dave