I am a human person. 28 years ago, I jumped out of a uterus with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I had no idea what I was in for.
Tidbits:
-Biped
-professional tutor (because the children of parents with money don't have enough advantages)
-sarcastic
-the new TV season I'm most anticipating is Westworld Season 2
-tall
-hairy
-Expert at sending 20 messages on OKCupid to get 0 responses
-only doing this introduction so I can play freeroll tournaments on lucksacks.com
-crypto enthusiast
-familial disappointment (still haven't called grandparents for thanksgiving)
-SKEPTIC
P.S. Don't eat 2 lbs of stale carrots. Your insides will react as though you emptied a wood chipper into your stomach.
