You know what ? Fuck it.
The dude I have a crush on said he's afraid of commitment.
Tada!
Seems like all the guys I'm in to need some kind of therapy. Haha, fuck my life.
I could say fuck my life twice but I'd rather not, because earning money gives me the highs now.
Who needs people?
Money never bitch about their feelings, money never needs therapy, and it makes your life great in general!
Yeah!
Who needs a dude when you've got money. Money gives you predictable highs and lows while people give you the most unpredictable bullshit of all time.
You know, it's time to have fun, just forget about your love life and try to earn more. In the end you will be less miserable when you cry inside a comfy car than on a bicycle.
My dream is to buy one of these printed Gucci clothes after I graduate. So I need to earn a lot.
Fuck my love life, I love money and I need money!