Hopefully you learn how to quit garri and learn how to say no to the almighty call of the phone. You have a pretty good sense of humor though bud, I like that. Some parts got me cracking up like hell here

Why thank you Milly! I appreciate that. Ha! For real?... That's cool. It's been my pleasure to make you laugh :) And absofuckinlutely! I do agree they add some spice. Life is like one big pot of soup...

Well, this was quite beautiful to read. Oh Becca, you have such a way with words! Too much of a way if I might add lol - I almost pictured you naked in the bath! XD. But hey, I guess it just shows how

Ouu... Awesome prompts! Looking forward to what others members would write for the first and last prompts. I'm sure most would be intriguing...

Welcome to Hive Maryann! You seem like an awesome person and I'm sure you'd fit in quite well here. Since you love drawing and/or painting so much, why don't you try checking out communities like the:

Oh gee.. thanks bud! I originally was just going to leave the story at that arch, in order to give the reader space to imagine what comes next. Essentially, I just wanted to to talk about the origin of

¡Oh, gracias amigo mío! Te lo agradezco mucho. Me alegro de que mi historia te haya podido ayudar de alguna manera y cuídate amigo, la vida es demasiado corta e ilusoria como para pensar mucho en las cosas.

Why thank you Jayna! Appreciate you stopping by. I'm actually working on multiple parts to the story - I was even thinking of making it a whole series and even an audiobook perhaps. Ha! A game of clues

Gracias, querida. Eso significa realmente mucho. Puse mucho esfuerzo en esta historia en particular y siempre me alegro cuando recibo comentarios positivos como el tuyo. Volveré a publicar la continuación

Oh how very wonderful! I just discovered this community today and since I enjoy writing a bunch of fiction myself, I thought I should've give this contest a go as well! Here's my entry: The Legend of the

Of course he's not! But it's still funny to think XD And you know what... Nevermind. It was stupid anyway.

Unfortunately, you are quite correct. Things just keep getting worse everyday. Let's hope for the best. leftard geriatric paedophile Well, that's a new one XD. I've heard of Sleepy Joe and Clown Master

I won't say the world's largest more like, severely above average. LoL, ever considered getting hand reduction surgery? :) You just have to realise that if the plane goes down you're going to die. Oh wow

Why thank you, I wrote it in the toilet. Probably why it looks like cheese shit now that I'm reading it all over again. Either that or... It's just that second time cringiness thing every writer gets when

A suicide huh? Oh, I read the ending again and yeah signs point to suicide! I'll just take it as a homicide. I don't see what's so funny about that, I should've discovered your work months ago! Truly

Stravinsky's Rite of Spring will always and forever be the object of my nightmares lol. No wonder it started a riot. How bizzare Anyway, that piece alongside with Berlioz Symphonie Fantastique, are

we find our selves doing the safest dangerous things because we know that when we fail at that thing we won’t hurt bad... Classic human nature. We always want to take the easier way out. Guilty as charged

Lol, man hands XD. Was that whiskey you were holding? The first thirty minutes weren't all that smooth and there were a few shrieks of concern here and there, not mine, but overall it was fine. LoL, it's

I say you should've stabbed the waiter and the girl at the counter who gave you those crappy mushroom egg toasts for $34 freaking dollars! And fuck sakes! They couldn't even get their egg right? I mean

Last week's prompt was pretty freaking awesome and there were some pretty solid and well written stories submitted. Glad to be part of the honourable mentions. I feel honored :) Congrats to the winner