To avoid suffocation, keep away from children. What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem Clothes make the man. Naked people

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead! You'll be sorry...

But what can you do with it? -- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner Xerox never comes up with anything original. "I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou

"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?" -- Robin Williams Knowledge is power. -- Francis Bacon Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin

Tranquillity The Way takes no action, but leaves nothing undone. When you accept this The world will flourish, In harmony with nature. Nature does not possess desire; Without desire, the heart becomes

You see but you do not observe. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in "The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes" Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics

Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart, seized this one for the fair form that was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still. Love, which absolves no loved one from loving, seized me so

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays.

Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence. The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. Blackout restrictions apply.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin Youth is the trustee of posterity. The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. -- William

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer. (Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown) Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY,