It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
-- Kim Hubbard
Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."
-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
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