I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer,

"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat. "I don't

`You have been unsubscribed from the high energy personal protection devices mailing list' I dont remember getting into the mailing list A fool and your money are soon partners. Bershere's Formula for

Science may someday discover what faith has always known. whats wrong with rjing? it's lame :P it should NOT be possible shoving a grenade up your ass and using it as rocket propelant shouldn't be a viable

A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands. Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes. Antonio Antonio

The distinction between true and false appears to become increasingly blurred by... the pollution of the language. -- Arne Tiselius You will not censor me through bug terrorism. -- James Troup Love is

[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -- Winston Churchill PLUG IT IN!!! Available while quantities last.

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will never succeed. -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is

It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love. "I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. Perl programming is an empirical science! -- Larry Wall in

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of a robber. -- Tiburcio Vasquez 'Twas midnight on the ocean,

The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon. -- Franz Kafka How many weeks are

[ ] DOGBERT [ 2 ] RICHARD STALLMAN [ 3 ] BUFFY SUMMERS [ 1 ] MANOJ SRIVASTAVA [ 4 ] NONE of the above -- Debian Project Leader 1999 ballot If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean,

Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people so resolutely pursuing it. Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write

JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "I'd just like to say, for the record, that Joey rules." -- Seen on #Debian Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody. -- Mark Twain We all live in a state

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition? What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only a few of us ever have the courage to face: and that is the child you once were, long

osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. In general, if you think something isn't in Perl, try it out, because it usually is. :-) -- Larry Wall in [email protected] *** PUBLIC flooding detected

love, n.: When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive to pleasure. "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on." -- Samuel Goldwyn And they mainly want to